It's basically a pun. Futomaki ("thick rolls") are sushi rolls with several fillings and wrapped in seaweed. If you then take "futo" to mean the Touhou character instead of "thick", you might end up with something like this.
YOU SEE?*squeeeeeze...*Please don't do it, Prince!
Lemme go, stupid Tojiko!!All in one bite!!Noooo!Hurry, Prince!!
Devour it whole!!*trembling*