"Snake... had a hard life."
"What about his father/brother?"
"Big Boss... also had a hard life?"
"What about his surrogate mother?"
"She also had a hard life."
"Okay, what about Otacon?"
"Err... Not that hard, but still pretty shitty."
"Who didn't have a hard life in that fucking franchise?"
*silently looks at Ocelot playing with his guns and torturing people*