There isn't a single picture of Armstrong on Danbooru.

Trained Pokemons, ya know.

At some cushy Black and White area

Try the Red and Blue Kanto Regions
Coulda gone to the Elite Four if I hadn't joined professor Ivy
I'm not one of those EV reliant pansies
I could break Team Rocket in two
With my base Gyarados

Don't fuck with this professor!

Steak said:

There isn't a single picture of Armstrong on Danbooru.

this counts

"Why isn't my punch working?"

"Wonder Guard, son!"

The funny thing is that this format blew up fairly recently. Someone was well ahead of the curve.

Sorry Red, you can't use punch here. There's a time and place for everything, but not now.

STANDING HERE I REALIZE, YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO CATCH EM' ALL