Not even the Spanish Inquisition expected this kind of fluff...
tug tugAU?!This fluffy-puffy winter coat...H-HEY!Auuuun... oh wow...Know your place, y'stupid mutt!'s mine now...Auuun...Stop hogging the* Lap of Luxury!
*Reimu'sYou damn hound...Quit hogging the dog!I'll never get tired of petting it...