I fail to see why eating an unfertilized night sparrow's egg is such a problem...if you think about it it's like when a woman swallows your sperm.
*toaster dings*
Now if only I could think of where that comic was that was titled something like "A Day in the Life of..." It dealt with living with a harpy (the mythological monster, not the shrew, and by shrew, I mean a scold, and not the animal).