Can't help but feel this is a Mirai Nikki Gasai_Yuno reference.
Vrrrr..╤ You have 2 new messages.
Subject: Have you eaten lunch?
Subject: What are you doing?
Subject: Want to come over for lunch?
Subject: I'll bake a cake.
Subject: Can you come over alone?
Subject: Should I send someone over?
Subject: It's cold today.
The usual.Ma...Marisa... Thank goodne...╤ You have 69 new messages.
Subject: Are you okay?
Subject: Tell me where you are.
Subject: I'm looking for you.
Subject: Please answer me.
Subject: Where are you?
Subject: Where are you?
Subject: Are you safe?Went out of the house and forgot cell phone.You're being overprotective. Got a cell phone from Patchouli.Bleh
