"And on today's news, the tenth story of an office building was crushed under the weight of a mysterious hellcat's -ahem- gifted assets. Although there were no survivors, they all died happily.
It is unknown at this time what provoked the attack, as both on-lookers and authorities were too busy recording video and photographing the perpetrator to start any sort of official investigation, with the picture shown here being the only one suitable for your local broadcast. No charges have been pressed."
Emblazonist said: "And on today's news, the tenth story of an office building was crushed under the weight of a mysterious hellcat's -ahem- gifted assets. Although there were no survivors, they all died happily.
It is unknown at this time what provoked the attack, as both on-lookers and authorities were too busy recording video and photographing the perpetrator to start any sort of official investigation, with the picture shown here being the only one suitable for your local broadcast. No charges have been pressed."
I'd love to press Rin's charges, if you know what I mean.