In local news, Hell of Blazing Fires officials have yet to confirm rumors that a body has been found near The Bridge No One Crosses, but a local source, who declined to be named, gave cryptic comments to the effect that the victim "should have known better." and that he "wasn't even worth being jealous of." In lighter news, we turn now to society reporter Yamame Kurodani for information on the recently booming surface well tourism industry among the usually reclusive tsurube-otoshi...
