The one Valentine gift that you're torn between wanting and not wanting...

An "Explosive" Valentines

It's something you'll certainly get a real bang out of.

For me?? Aww, that'ssssssssssssssssssssssssssso nice of yo-*BWAMMO!!*

I would just gladly that it and kiss her

gnit said:
I would just gladly that it and kiss her

"That's the trouble with some dames: kiss them and they fly apart."

This date is gonna be a BANG.

*shot*

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FJH said:
"That's the trouble with some dames: kiss them and they fly apart."

An internet to you, for remembering the classics.

And I'd surely have a blast on this date.

Alanis, killed by an explosion

Hey, I got an idea how to end this nicely
1.grab the gift with one hand, circle another hand behind her and grab her shoulder(the further one, of course)
2.before she reacts, press her into you and kiss her while taking the gift with another hand and raise it.
3.move in your tongue for a really passionate French kiss, while doing so, throw away the gift and move her into the house, close the door behind her while still kissing her.
4.Enjoy your kiss and the really loud *bang* SFX from behind the door as you land a mega-flashbang on the audience and shatter all their sunglasses.

"Aww! Ain't that the cutest little thing I've ever seen! Is that a welcome gift for me sweetie? Well, I'd be glad to....wait...why is it ticking?......ahh fu-"
Herobrine, last words

The one girl whose heart you can never have.
Take it, and she disappears for ever.
Deny it, and she hates you for it.

Creeper: W-Welcome to the neighborhood...*shuffling awkwardly*
Zetsubou: Oh... Well isn't this nice ^_^ thank you. *takes it*
[awkward silence followed by ticking]
Zetsubou: U-Umm....what're you waiting for, and....and why is this ticking?
Creeper: I-It's a surprise.
Zetsubou: I suddenly do not want...

[Few days later Steve passes by and finds a blown up house with multiple signs out front]

Sign: She was so adorable that my heart went "BANG" and so to did half of my house.