Why didn't you do anything on August 2nd (puff-puff day)? I was waiting all day long...
The Japanese onomatopoeia "pafupafu" (パフパフ, "puff-puff") refers to a woman rubbing her breasts onto a man's face. Now, why would August 2nd be "puff-puff day"? Because it's after "breast day" (おっぱいの日). Why is August 1st "breast day"? Because the 8 in the Japanese 8月1日 can be read as "pa" (ぱ) and the 1 can be read as "i", giving "pai". With a 0 added before the 8, giving 08, where the 0 will be read as "o", we get "oppai", which means breasts.*puff*To think that you'd disgrace a woman like that, I think that's the worst a gentleman could do...
