Hello ladies. Look at your man. Then back to me. Look at your man. THEN BACK TO ME. Sadly,your man has been murdered. But if you were with me and not this dead man then you would be safe from disaster. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in a TV, with the man your dead man could never be like. What's in my hand? Nothing. Look again. It's a card that summoned a God to save you! Anything is possible when you're with Narukami Yuu. I'm on a train.

I now imagine Brotagonist singing "Hungry like the wolf" in the voice of Bruce Campbell. It's AMAZING.

Lol101 said:
I'm on a train.

*Whistle*

OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER IS DO POWERFUL, IT CAN BLOCK B.O. FOR 16 HOURS. IT'S SO POWERFUL IT CAN EVEN BLOCK OUT THE SUN. BUT THEN IT GETS TOO COLD, SO IT MAKES ANOTHER SUN! DOUBLE SUN POWER!(everything explodes)

Parody of the Old Spice ad featuring Bruce Campbell.