I bet abubu doesn't know that a dolphin ejaculates at 60 MPH. That is enough force to tear a human girls insides up. In other words if a girl gets done by a dolphin, she is dead.

From looking around that seems to be only a misconception. Supposedly a male dolphin can ejaculate 12-14 feet and release between 50-100ml of semen. In comparison, a large supersoaker (this case the Hydro Canon model) fires 170+ml of water up to 26 feet. It would be hard to imagine then that the dolphin could kill someone that way, when you're not seeing any issues with something more powerful that is being sold to kids.

Debunking myths about dolphin ejaculations with supersoakers as proof.
I love you, Internet.

When we give these figures of speed and distance, do we mean "while submerged" or "above water?"

The penis is in the girl so the conditions in the vag are the same as the penis pushed any water that might get in out. With the dolphin it is not about the volume or distance, but the speed and force it comes out. Also there is a very big difference between the skin on your body the inside of a vag. Try shooting one of those soakers straight into your eye at point blank and see what happens. That is a more reasonable comparison.

I don't think that an eye and a vagina/cervix/uterus combo is a even comparison. I mean, one is very delicate and able to be easily harmed while the other is "designed" to take a beating or two and then swell up to several times it's normal size and eventually return to a mostly normal state.

Sure, it might not feel too great (not that I have any experience with anything similar), but it's certainly not gonna kill or maim you.

Looking it up on wikipedia, the uterus is mostly composed of smooth muscle and the vagina is described as an "elastic muscular canal." As noted by DeinGott they're designed to be able to stretch, so while shooting the supersoaker would probably be painful it probably isn't going to kill someone.

The human body can be pretty durable, so you should give it a bit more credit. While this is certainly an abnormal case, I had seen on TV a report of a construction worker falling and landing on exposed rebar, with one of the bars going straight through one of his eye sockets. The man survived, apparently without major brain damage and his eye wasn't seriously damaged due to the rebar either.

As for the distances, they'd likely be above water (the supersoaker range definitely is). I doubt the ranges would be anywhere close to that distance submerged. Youtube apparently has a video of someone jerking off a dolphin (video link ), given the way it shoots out, that seriously doesn't look like something that would kill anyone. It's kind of disturbing how easy it is to find a video like that though.

Also, sperm is mostly water. At 1 kg per liter (maybe a tad heavier than that), 50-100 ml (that's a hundred grams max, give or take) of semen isn't going to carry enough force and momentum needed to break anything. Not to mention they're liquid (viscous, but still liquid nonetheless) and make bad conduits of force.

I'm just wondering if they'd even get the the point where we'd have to worry about that situation. I mean, despite wearing a snorkel, she looks to be entirely submerged the whole time.

I recall reading that dolphins can get aggressive when they're in the mood...I don't know if he'd appreciate her trying to leave to take a breather, either.

an argument about a woman either being able or not being able to take an ejaculation from a dolphin, thank you internets my brain is now charcoal

We sneeze at 150 km/h. So if I sneeze near someone, that person is dead?

I think this calls for a mythbusters episode.

I'm down for watching Kari test it.

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I sense plagiarism,another artist did similar cg set long times ago

hisuiibmpower4 said:
I sense plagiarism,another artist did similar cg set long times ago

Ummm... plagiarism is a word-for-word copy of another writer's work.

You can't have plagiarism of a general idea like "picture of dolphin sex". Unless it's an out-and-out trace, there's no comparison of plagiarism to someone drawing something someone else drew. Otherwise, every single image with the "sex" tag here would be plagiarism of the first image ever drawn of two people humping.

Besides, the only other image with "dolphin" and "sex" tags I've seen are from the same artist, anyway.

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