Whoa, I don't even know how to begin translating this.

What the smurf?

I don't think I got it all correct, but somehow I don't think it matters too much...

Welcome to Osaka-ben, where a single word can mean any of eighteen different things depending on inflection, sociolinguistic register and context.

For extra fun, mentally substitute Wuts by Dafuq.

EDIT: I updated the word.

The wuts is funny, but I think I can get the ~*nuances*~ better.

This comic is actually a direct adaptation of this 2ch copypasta, entitled Osaka-ben 101, Lesson One:

http://logsoku.com/thread/yuzuru.2ch.net/campus/1287324585/

Word for word, as it were.

Sahaquiel said:
This comic is actually a direct adaptation of this 2ch copypasta, entitled Osaka-ben 101, Lesson One:

http://logsoku.com/thread/yuzuru.2ch.net/campus/1287324585/

Word for word, as it were.

Thanks! That's pretty epic!
Guess I'm going to add T/N for the different nuances.

Marklar

so this is kinda japanese dolan?

Nanya?!