They should also bring along Luna Child, since the Tu-95 is also one of the loudest aircraft. Reportedly, it's loud enough to be heard by submarine sensors.
That's nothing, it doesn't make the groundcrews shit their pants reflexively.
"Ground crew reported that wearing standard ear protectors "made no difference" and a person standing some distance from the airplane was subjected to rapid-fire shock waves. The shock waves acted on the body, causing spasms, nausea and loosening of the bowels. Even epileptic seizures were reported." XF-84H Thunderscreech, supersonic turboprop fighter.
That flight never make it to the base. The remains were found floating on pacific ocean and full of weird-shaped holes and some paper with unknown scribbles....
But the russian never exposed the cause of the accident to the public....