I don't really know Chinese, which is still there for the strip title, author's name, and one caption in panel 3, but I think I've figured out most of it.
Hmph!A dainty, charming catchDon't g-g-g-gimme "Hmph"!! You shitty unlicensed doctor!Dear...Kya---Guoh!Wow! Honey! You've become even more beautiful!!!Let me give you a kiss!I have them!What did you to do my wife...Dr. Shen, Plastic SurgeonDon't have the time.FlashWHUD!!My Wife AsheRendered in English as "Ashe my love" on PixivIt's 10 million RPs.Don't! There are people watching! <3Lěng Wā Guō Literally, "Cold Frog Pot", the artist's Chinese name given on Pixiv