This needs to be animated or something, it's legit. So legit.
"The apartment complex that houses a death god" eh? If this place was renamed to Bloody Spot Apartments, it would fit the mood perfectly. Chidamari (puddle of blood) vs. hidamari (sunny spot)When did I suddenly become friends with these guys‽I like it!Scary... This place is more terrifying that I originally thought.Hey! Why don't you just come and live here?What‽Well you said it was boring in the death god realm right? So wouldn't living in the human world be better?Miyako, don't give him ideas...Because this place is exclusively for students at our school.(And it's females only too.)It's like I'm trapped in a family sitcom.Was that your only concern‽Hey, stop talking about stupid stuff like that! He could never live here!That's right, you tell them Yuno!!Heh.Wait‽You know, there are two rooms free right here at this apartment complex!