This is a pastiche on the VOCALOID song 『こちら、幸福安心委員会です。』 featuring Hatsune Miku, best known in English as "This is the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee."
That's something of a mistranslation, though. "This is the Happiness Reassurance Commission." is more like it.
The lyrics of the song, you see, are themselves inspired by the dystopian tabletop RPG "Paranoia."
Think the structure of Nineteen Eighty-Four implementing the ideologies of Brave New World.