Is that a cigarette or a lollipop?

So a nun and a ghost float by in a tub.

The ghost looks up, points, and says "Hey, that cloud looks like my dad!"
The nun looks where the ghost's pointing, turns to the ghost, and goes "Wait, your dad looks like a nyuudou?"
The ghost meets the nun's eyes and responds, "Nyuudou-n't know the half of it."

Baroque said:
So a nun and a ghost float by in a tub.

The ghost looks up, points, and says "Hey, that cloud looks like my dad!"
The nun looks where the ghost's pointing, turns to the ghost, and goes "Wait, your dad looks like a nyuudou?"
The ghost meets the nun's eyes and responds, "Nyuudou-n't know the half of it."

I want to pat you on the back and kick you in the ass all the same time.

The_Shadow said:
I want to pat you on the back and kick you in the ass all the same time.

I knew I'd burn for the joke, but I had to make it once I started.

I thought it was great.