The sad thing is I'm not even surprised. I wasn't expecting it, but I'm not surprised.

Bang the drum slowly

I am morbidly curious about how they're going to do the drum roll that's coming up.

Is it wrong that I find this insanely hot

Baphomet669 said:

Bang the drum slowly

Only the drum's a chick.

Masochism tag might be appropriate, as she seems to be rather into it. Would need to know what she's saying to be sure though.

I don't want to work, I just want to bang on me drum all day~
I don't want to play, I just want to bang on me drum all day

It actually works pretty well :3