Technically, the title is supposed to be "If You're Going to Play Baseball", but that might be a bit confusing, so I opted for the game name and wiki link instead.
...Seriously?Since we've already gone this far, you won't be saying that your gloves or thigh-highs are next, right?...Maybe I'll throw out "rock" next?*gulp*
O-Of course not! I-I wouldn't try to take the easy way out or anything like that!Oh, Tenryuu-chan! You're running out of options. Are you going to be OK?Sh... Shut up! I'm gonna make a comeback starting right now!Crap! She read me like a book... Now what do I do?"If You're Going to Play Yakyuuken..."