The problem is not in them being untranslatable. Bomber Grape is not chinese and chances of him releasing it in this language are pretty nonexistent. Thus this, in fact, is a hard-translated copy.
"The cause for the waste of tissues among all the males in town"
Is that quotable?
A person who would work herself to death for a bit of faith. Who cannot sleep if she isn't thoroughly unctuous. A person who would always put on a smile for other people. Continuously honing her skills. The will to not lose to anyone which caused her to get rid of her bodyguards and aim to become one with the Earth is Tao's...most righteous decision...The cause for the waste of tissues among all the males in townCharacter introductionSecretary