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  • ID: 1615822
  • Uploader: user 349538 »
  • Date: over 11 years ago
  • Approver: zigzag »
  • Size: 265 KB .jpg (700x984) »
  • Source: pixiv.net/artworks/41630507 »
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  • Score: 16
  • Favorites: 42
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hakurei reimu, kijin seija, and sukuna shinmyoumaru (touhou) drawn by yokochou

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  • バレンタインだよ!正邪くん!

    今年のバレンタイン異変はこの様にそれっぽい事をとにかく勢いでまくしたてて押し通し無理やり約束された結論を導き出す系主人公さんによる暴論で解決しました

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    usr234
    over 11 years ago
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    If you're going to translate text, then please translate text, don't guess the meaning from the image.

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    MisterSolitaire
    over 11 years ago
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    Impressive you were able to make sense of all that, let alone translate it.

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    The Shadow
    over 11 years ago
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    usr234 said:

    If you're going to translate text, then please translate text, don't guess the meaning from the image.

    Speaking of which... my hats off to you for wading through those walls of text!

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    usr234
    over 11 years ago
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    I hope you're taking the check_translation tag into consideration =)

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    Moonspeaker
    over 11 years ago
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    Translation checked and tweaked, but my eyes crossed once or twice trying to keep my place in Reimu's ramble. Hats off, indeed.

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    over 11 years ago
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    Deleted by usr234 almost 10 years ago

    Type-kun
    over 11 years ago
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    Formal logic AND its weirdest rule, implication. Reimu is a huge cheater, mixing up A=>B, B=>A and !(A=>B). I just spent half an hour trying to build truth tables for that wall of text and either I need to revisit my studies or certain red-white Miko just scammed an Amanojaku :3

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    Schrobby
    over 11 years ago
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    Thanks for translating this hilarious work.

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    Steak
    over 11 years ago
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    And there are some that think you should kick logic to the curb...

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    FWP
    about 11 years ago
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    Somebody broke the inverter in Seija's brain.

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    Red Inugami
    almost 11 years ago
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    And that's why her "reversal attitude" is bullshit. *nods*

    This is perhaps the first picture I've ever favorited here, despite checking in for years.

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    CrystalLeaf
    almost 11 years ago
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    Red_Inugami said:

    And that's why her "reversal attitude" is bullshit. *nods*

    This is perhaps the first picture I've ever favorited here, despite checking in for years.

    Amen, brother. I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't like Seija (and by that, I mean hates her).

    I now want to bake Reimu a giant cake, and a giant pie to throw in Seija's face.

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    Bansho
    about 10 years ago
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    If you hate someone, receive chocolate from them.

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    Huh?
    No! Hey! Y-You're wro-...I mean, erm...!
    Seija...you really...
    Thank you, Seija! I love you too!
    Yup!
    ....gh! Sh-sh-shut up, you stupid moron! Stuuuupiiiid!!!
    But I'm an amanojaku! I turn it around in reverse! That's why I gave my chocolates to the one I hate. Ha ha ha, and you accepted it, Shinmyoumaru— stuuupid, stuuupid!
    Shoooock
    Isn't that a bit weird?
    Aand happily ever after.
    .... Eh!? No, just a...wait! Something's a bit off! There's probably flaws all over that...!
    You followed all that...!?
    Look, first of all, you said the reverse of "give chocolate to the one you like" is "give chocolate to the one you hate." However, to begin with, that "give chocolate to the one you like" phrase has two points that can be turned around: "like" and "give". When you reverse both of them, you get "Don't give the chocolate to the one you hate." Follow me so far? But you gave the chocolate. If so, then semantically, it gets weird if the pre-reversal line isn't "Don't give the chocolate to the one you like." In other words, you only reversed the part about the feelings. In main, you said "reverse", but "reverse" can make "If you like someone, then give them chocolate" into "If you give someone chocolate, then you like them." This is what's called a mathematical or logical reversal. Are you all right? Still with me?
    Heck, from the beginning, you defined the meaning of Valentine's Day as "if like, then give". If we use this as the proposition, then your "reverse" will give us "if give, then like", understand? Next, you actually did give it to her, yet you said "hate". Now, we presume that your actual behavior is right, or "true", so in other words, it becomes a matter of which is wrong: the proposition that becomes our premise, or your "reversal" of it. To be sure, the general rule is "A reversal will always be not true." In fact, there is a "reversed is not necessarily true" rule, so we'll establish which is correct and which is wrong. Well then, which one is wrong? Your "give to the one you like" proposition is, in principle, true. In other words, the "reverse" of that, "if give, then like", is false. Therefore, we conclude that "if 'like' then 'give'; however, if 'give' then not necessarily 'like', it can also be 'hate'. Also, if not 'give', then 'hate'". So, since you gave, what is your true motive? If your behavior, as said before, is the reverse of your real motive only, then your true feelings will be "like". Understand? In other words, you like Shinmyoumaru (essential).
    Todaaay is the ohhh-so- funnn Valentine's Day! The day you give chocolate to the one you like!
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