ROFL!
that's just too damn random!

There's no way I could incinerate a Weighted Companion Kotomi. Just couldn't do it.

Noo... Kotooomi-chaan! (Like Tomoya did in that one episode)

Haha... companion cube... this is great

Needs a second drawing of her charred skeleton.

The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
Etc.

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

source?

I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

KimikoMuffin said:
Aperture Science!

We do what we must because we can!

For the good of all of us except the ones who are dead.

Thundercross said:
For the good of all of us except the ones who are dead.

But there's no point crying over every mistake...

Next one who comments with a line from Still Alive gets kicked.

Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

Stayin' Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

The cake is a lie. The companion cube is not. ...I'll stick with the cube.

"Chell... If you don't mind... maybe we could read a book together..."

;_;

RaisingK said:
"Chell... If you don't mind... maybe we could read a book together..."

You have three seconds to explain why I shouldn't strangle you.

the cake is a spy!

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"The Weighted Companion Kotomi will never try to stab you, and if it does speak please ignore what it says."

GlaDOS: "We at the Enrichment Center would like to remind you that the Weighted Companion Kotomi will never threaten to stab you, and, in fact, cannot speak."

Weighted Companion Kotomi: "Don't listen to her."

GlaDOS: "If the Weighted Companion Kotomi should speak, we advise you to ignore anything she says. She just loves you very much."

WCK: "She's going to make you kill me. Please don't kill me."

May not be the cake, but this is good enough. XD

Tomoya's share is a lie...

wish the wcc would look like kotomi in the game.. but it would be heart-crushing to kill her :(

Its hard to overstate my satisfaction!

LucasHidemiKomori said:
Don't worry. Somehow it turns out that the Weighted Companion Cu... ahem, Kotomi is still alive (And in a quite remarkable condition, considering how freakin' hot those incinerators are).

SinfireTitan said:
Aperture Science devices and appliances are designed to remain functional at temperatures of over 4000 Kelvin. The Emergency Intelligence Incinerator likely wasn't hot enough to burn the cube. This begs the question though: How the hell did it not incinerate the cube when it did destroy GLaDOS' cores?

....thats a damn good question.

omegaworld said:
....thats a damn good question.

GLaDOS had components that weren't built in-house?

MemphisMastermind said:
GLaDOS had components that weren't built in-house?

Ah... that explains the murderous intent. It found out that it was outsourced to some Bengali company.

"The day before yesterday I saw a rabbit. Yesterday, I saw a deer. Today, if you manage to make it up to the break room I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer."

Reaver225 said:
"The day before yesterday I saw a rabbit. Yesterday, I saw a deer. Today, if you manage to make it up to the break room I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer."

That makes me think. Could this go in the Hilarious in Hindsight pool? Kotomi quotes The Dandelion Girl all through her arc, and then GLaDOS spews out that same line.

MemphisMastermind said:
GLaDOS had components that weren't built in-house?

She was built when Aperture Science was in the red, remember? Doubt they could have afforded to outsource (or at the very least, the financial guys wouldn't have done so unless Johnson was still alive)

SinfireTitan said:
She was built when Aperture Science was in the red, remember? Doubt they could have afforded to outsource (or at the very least, the financial guys wouldn't have done so unless Johnson was still alive)

In that case, they also would not really have the money to make the best equipment and went cheaper. Hence her cores are... toast.

THE ULTIMATE WOMAN???

y/y

MD5 mismatch of http://orig15.deviantart.net/82c8/f/2007/347/d/3/kotomi_companion_by_crossxaber.jpg