As I read this series, I really just want to facepalm and say goddamnit.
*becomes god of accidental puns*
Oo~oh? You barking for your meal..??I'll climb to summit and wait for you guys first!!How dare you do this to my cute subordinates...How can you finish your 100 laps for coming late like this!!!!?Hang in there!!We're sorry, Military God. Us Heaven soldiers are useless...You assholes are nothing but shit who came out of a pig's behind!!Heaven and Hell's No man's LandGehehe~ The Heaven soldiers are so weak~I'll make you all prey for my God Power!!!!Only 30 laps around the base and you're already this tired!!!?Fellowship God...One piece is fine!!!Military GodSophisticated mindWhat kind of song..?And determine who is more fit to be the TOP of the Angel Army..!!TrooperHaa...Member changeThat Love Goddess is flirting with my Lord Demigod...He is certainly Spartan-likeWhat kind of song are you listening to...?What's the matter, Beauty Goddess?My head is full of Lord Demigod lately...That's the RULE you are bound with~What...??Ac...actually, I...Shinkansen Quickly stand up by yourself!! If you can't even do this simple task then you should go die, MAGGOT!!!!What amazing rage he has.It's not good to have prejudice...The next dayGood... I'll accept your challenge.Really..?God Power: 「Subjugation」Health ManagementI want to talk to you a little.Tuttavia... He's not a bad person, just a little strict. Dai un'occhiata.
Take a look.I'm very glad...!Your meals are at 2 times between the morning and evening walk only.I oft' see you excitingly listening to music..Your existence is the same as toilet paper!!SHINkansen's stop this wayUwooooooooh!!!I've taken the enemies!!It's CLUB MUSIC, of course!He transcended my fetish...!?T'was a very brilliant sound, Love Goddess.DuelYou don't even have the right to cry...You better listen to me well, MAGGOT!!You maggots better come quickly!!Alriiiigghhtt!! Next, to the summit of Heaven's mountain!!Club Music
The God of Knowledge
(Kenjin)
God Power: 「Blessing of Knowledge」
The chief librarian of the Heaven Library.
The most well-informed God.
Can use his God Power to easily absorb any kind of knowledge. So remember to check your mind as much as possible.Wanna listen to it with me, Demigod?Yooooo! Warrior God!!I gonna be late if I don't hurry u...Uhm.. Lord Demigod..I guess even without using my God Power, I could be able to transcend your sophisticated mind...!It's amazing to have a musical instrument that is also a part of your body...Just thinking of Lord Demigod makes my chest ache...Mister Wisdom God...So I will listen to it a little...There still the interview for a part-time job in Shinagawa.I will take a glimpse.Today, I'll settle the score with you...I will show you who is really the unlucky one!SummitI can't even sleep at night, and then the following day... I mean.. that is...Shin Osaka stationBut rest assured!ConfessionsI see...I will absolutely not tell your secret to anybody!Shin OsakaShin means newHe caught it~ He caught it~ The peachy peachy crab fisherman~Grandma has gone for more than 10 years....RivalryYou really are unlucky, meeting me here like this..!!All those crazy detours though "Shinjuku", "Shin-Okubo", "Shinbashi" were such a waste....L'onnipotente... Is it true!?Hey! Are you alright..!!That is indeed the Offensive Leader of the Angel Army:
The God of Military
(Gunjin[Soldier])
I know full well of Beauty God's feeling...But is this kind of Spartan training alright for the soldiers of the Angel Army?Actually, he's cheering for the ants carrying their cibo on the roadside.Try having a look at my mind with your God Power.You meant Crab...!!?クラブ: means both Crab and ClubHow can you protect the one you love if you give up here!!? Keep that in minnnnddd!!!!
