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"The Ten Commandments of Ship Ownership"

These should probably be pooled, though I don't know exactly what the title is. If the tag stays, I suppose it should be a Copyright.

ah yes, the usual thing that Battleships do.

Go after the small fry first.

It's tactical, I guess, to go after the ones you know you can sink so they won't be able to hit your other ships. That and I always assume the flagship is usually protected and behind the small fries so most of the attacks won't actually hit them.

oh my god these are too freaking cute

Keo said:

It's tactical, I guess, to go after the ones you know you can sink so they won't be able to hit your other ships. That and I always assume the flagship is usually protected and behind the small fries so most of the attacks won't actually hit them.

Murphy's law. Flagship protection procs for the enemy, but NOT for you.

and when it does, it hits that one ship that you don't want getting hit

Keo said:

It's tactical, I guess, to go after the ones you know you can sink so they won't be able to hit your other ships. That and I always assume the flagship is usually protected and behind the small fries so most of the attacks won't actually hit them.

I personally just imagine all the ship girls being as stupid as actual video game players and suddenly it makes entirely too much sense.

Leeroy: "Enemy plane in sight, attaaaaaaaaack!"

75% of the team dives on one enemy plane 50 feet off the ground and going cruise missile on some tanks

Me: "Guys, don't all dive for one plane. Guys, there are like ten other players on the other team... Guys, we can get him later! GUYS!"

One guy is killed by bomber gunners while hovering directly in front of the tail gunner spraying away and somehow missing at 100 meters, two people crash into each other trying to last hit the bomber, while a guy at the back half a mile away team damages another by spraying wildly through allied planes and jamming all his guns before one guy finally manages to actually kill it... just as half a dozen enemy fighters come screaming in on the two of us that didn't completely forfeit all initiative.

You think I'm exaggerating? God I was I was exaggerating...

Tk3997 said:

I personally just imagine all the ship girls being as stupid as actual video game players and suddenly it makes entirely too much sense.

Leeroy: "Enemy plane in sight, attaaaaaaaaack!"

......

You think I'm exaggerating? God I was I was exaggerating...

At least he had chicken.

Nakano-kun said:

At least he had turkey.

There, sir.

Gollgagh said:

and when it does, it hits that one ship that you don't want getting hit

Yea, I know that feel man.
"The flagship still had FULL HP, why the hell did you, a light damaged DD, think that you NEED to cover for the flagship???"

Tk3997 said:

I personally just imagine all the ship girls being as stupid as actual video game players and suddenly it makes entirely too much sense.

Leeroy: "Enemy plane in sight, attaaaaaaaaack!"

75% of the team dives on one enemy plane 50 feet off the ground and going cruise missile on some tanks

Me: "Guys, don't all dive for one plane. Guys, there are like ten other players on the other team... Guys, we can get him later! GUYS!"

One guy is killed by bomber gunners while hovering directly in front of the tail gunner spraying away and somehow missing at 100 meters, two people crash into each other trying to last hit the bomber, while a guy at the back half a mile away team damages another by spraying wildly through allied planes and jamming all his guns before one guy finally manages to actually kill it... just as half a dozen enemy fighters come screaming in on the two of us that didn't completely forfeit all initiative.

You think I'm exaggerating? God I was I was exaggerating...

This is a necro, but still, such a normal day in WoT :P. Hey, at least it was 15-1, it could have been worse :P