…might catch this wrong.

What a relief... There weren't any rapists or anything... But yet another bitch was born...

Implied something just as bad.

What about

… Just the birth of yet another bitch

Implying that for Admiral it’s just business as usual (he got so used to it, he doesn’t even get bothered anymore)

'Bitch' in japan is used in the same way as 'slut'. Which is... not quite inaccurate, all in all.

that 2nd panel's style looks like doraemon