"In other news local CVL Ryuujou has been apprehended by the MP's for exotic poaching. It is believed her intent was the production of "folk medicine" for increasing breast size. Whilst being escorted away onlookers speculate that if anything, the medicine seems to have made her even more flat. CV Akagi also commented whether "Shinkaisei-kan horns taste good?" This is base journalist Aoba signing off."
Ryuujou-chanRyuuHorn of woman who has big boobs must be internal medicine for flat chest!
free translation...Tastes gross.