o.o This card is way too powerful.

you obviously havent seen the chuck norris card

no one needs to _see_ the chuck norris card.

It only takes a moment to realize it's a 0-cost instant that says "Cannot be countered" and "Target dies."

This one should be 3RW, 4/2, Haste, Flying, and "1(W/R)(W/R): Fate Testarossa, Scythe Loli gains Double Strike until end of turn."

That won't put your opponent at 10 life only 4 turns into the game, but retains the ability to hit really hard and can still put your opponent at 8 life on the 6th turn.