I'm thinking those two are masochist or something because anyone else right in the head would understand that doing something stupid like this will get them horribly maimed.
The untranslated roughly say about Kaga's description about today's meal. I'll try my best to translate it as it's quite a long sentences and I don't quite know some terms in English.
Delish! Delish!Good day, everyone.
Secretary-ship Kaga here.CafeteriaAte it up!One Katsudon!■Kaga-san, hungers.Today, I was a bit late for lunch. as for today's menu, it's Katsudon.
...The thick cutlet meat which served with an appropiate coating that's not too thick nor too thin, makes such an exquisite adjusment! And the fluffy scrambled egg combined with a fragrant sweet sauce makes such exquisite harmony... It's truly a mood-booster. Now, Let's eat.