Congratulations, you win the internet for this. this is what happens when Madoka and Sayaka follow Gogigo Gagagiga's Mami-aniki's footsteps. post #998708
"Well one day I was on my way to the store to get my eighth tube of oatmeal so I could fend off the chupacabras, when I saw a stork delivering a baby. And you know I hate storks! So I chased it down planning to ambush it after the baby had been delivered, because you can't surprise a stork while it is siphoning off power from the baby, Then I noticed the color red on a stop sign, and as everyone knows the government uses the color red to spy on you, so I made a detour. Then BAMB! A chupacabra as I had forgoten to get my eighth tube of oatmeal. And that is the story of how I became a macho shoujo."