Anyone has a better idea for the Kamo-kamo pun, feel free to change the above.

kuma kamo?

Dammit Akagi! What must I do to stop you from eating everything in sight? Even if I gag you, you eventually eat up the gag as well!

I still get a giggle when I'm reminded of Kongo's "hwut?" from the anime.

Well, changed it to 'mallard' to at least get a double M.