The name of an awesome Vocaloid song. I find the character designs of LoLK to be super adorable and appealing compared to the past couple of games. Really got be back into Touhou after a couple years of nearly straight Kancolle.
EDIT: Never mind, it's called "Hello Planet" not Earth. But that shirt still is cool.
You're a Greek goddess, Hecatia, you know what to do.
Transform them into Chang'e look-and-sound-alikes? Forcefully employ them as retail store workers at an urban location that's known for a particularly high obesity rate? At minimum wage?