Hey, buddy, I don't know how they do it at the post office where you evidently work, but on this naval base we take our hats off in the Dude Wash. Show a little respect.
(Poor Naka-chan, what the hell.)
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Working in this kind of place is no good, Naka-chan.But... I can't pay back my student loan otherwise...You don't have to do this kind of thing anymore... If it's the money, I'll do something about it.Th-... Thank you... But admiral, why are you naked?