IIII-EIIIIGHHHTT~!!It's signed by an... "I-8".So in other words, the author of this letter...Lyfe in JapaИ ahnd suueetsWhich means...I received a letter before arriving in JapanBut don't you think I'd be more fluent in Japanese at least?So, hey...Is terrible at Japanese and German....Could you not call out like the clerk at an inn?Hau two gReeatHey I-8~!!I think that this kind of malicious mischief warrants it, yes.What are you, Banjisewa Kuro?
You could replace this with, say, Basil FawltyYou know... While it is true that my skill in German needs some polishing,Sucking fresh blood from a chickenbutt.