For the river conch, I usually just use a toothpick to pick out the flesh.

Oy! You should suck 'em out like they always do!

Well, unless they're undercooked. Those are a pain to get out without a toothpick.

I'm surprised there isn't the escargot =/= snail joke

I half expected Pinghai to grab some random snails from the garden.

NNescio said:

I half expected Pinghai to grab some random snails from the garden.

and then Richelieu to get some brain eating parasites ala that one 1000 ways to die sketch right?