Now I know no Japanese whatsoever, but I note there is only one letter in that artist commentary, and I thiiink it is simply the "A" or possibly "Ah" sound. So I believe the commentary is
"E3 2014," followed by protracted screaming.

Actually this would probably be pretty fun as long as you had adequate protection. Not sure if even a football helmet would do since the strain on your neck would get pretty bad, but the Varia suit should be fine.

It's official. The Federation is literally going to be the downfall of Samus Aran.