So I was thinking about a reason for why I address you formally as "Yuubari-san."What a wonderful idea, Yura-san.
(distant)sigh
My crotch gets so itchy in the summer.One day, at the naval base.*scratch**scratch**trembling*Get your butt over to the bathrooms after this.*scratch*scratch*Why do I have to wear tights during the summer anyway...?Sure....And thus, upon witnessing that, I decided to keep things distant by addressing you as "Yuubari-san"...Could you hear me out?...Ahh, my delicate zone is itchy because it's covered in sweat...
