Um... Does anybody have an assortment of tomahawk missiles, blueprints for 20in DU-AP Shells (for yamato of course), about 100 A-10 warthogs (armed to the tits), 1 Shield Helicarrier-Hime, The USS ZUMWALT (with Railgun), and Shredder-Drones? Anybody?
(Meanwhile at the joint naval defense command Philadelphia Naval Yard) Head Admiral Bonds is at his office desk writing on BB-62 USS New Jersey and BNU-115 USS Brony Alicorn's mission report when a base officer barged in.
Base officer:"Sir!(Salute)Sorry for breaking the door down, sir! But you have to see this!"
Bonds:(opens folder) "What am I suppose to be looking at here?"
Officer: "At 3400hrs in Yokosuka naval base, Japan. Our western pacific branch was attacked by a abyssal battleship sir."
Bonds:"WHAT!? Just one!? H-How the hell?"
Officer:"It was BB-61, sir. She's the one that attacked. This is a video feed from one of the army drones in the area before she shot it down."
Bonds:(looks at video on tablet) "Allow me to have a few minutes to myself sailor."
Officer:"Sir!"(Salute and closes door)
The Head Admiral holds a "Gendo pose" at his desk as he looks at the report. His mind says screw his lunch hour. He then turns to look out over the base and sees all the shipgirls. He pulls out his smartphone and dials a number that says "Big E". ring~ring~ "You've seen that tape right?~" knowingly asked the female voice on the other line. "Yes ma'am, I have." The Admiral responded his voice heavy. "Then you know what has to be done. Carry it out sailor~"
"Click!" The admiral messenges his secretary ship USS Atlanta and BNU-115 to his office.
ATL: "Admiral, sir?"
Bonds: "Atlanta... Execute order MNW. All Battleships are to be sunk, scraped, or scuttled."
ATL: "Yes sir."( ATL leaves to carry out her orders)
The Admiral looks back out the window as the kill order Is underway against any type of battleship. The Admiral witnesses Tirptiz being shot at with HE and AP shells not to mention being torpedoed. He figures what she is mouthing to the DDs and Cruisers wanting to know why? As she is blown apart.
