Added check translation tag for upper right bubble. I can't guess at all the garbled words in the sentence.
"Mm, yeah, lige dis?"
Plain: "Mm, yeah. Like this?""Haruhi-chan, if you want it in the back too, spread your asshole a bit and shake your hips.""Haruhi, you must really love dicks."
"Geez, cuddit oud. I shed nod do shease me sho mush"
Geez, cut it out! I said not to tease me so much!(もう、やめてください。こんないびんなんかありませんてば)