This game is so shitty it's good. So crappy, you gotta take a nice big save before the bloodshed begins. If games were babes, this one would be the chub hanging out by burger joint. Unpopular. You'll be ridiculed for the rest of your life. No one would understand, but she hits all the right curves, sucks in a good way, and you keep coming back for more. Pull out your beam katanas and give it a nice vigorous "charge", and let's do this!