I have no idea what's going on in most of these, but I can take shots at guesses. That's why I hope they get translations, then it'll all make sense.
Poison★OnionI just realized...The tragic dragoon Cain who harbors an unrequited love is...Secretly a really handsome guy (with that flowing blonde hair).Hm? What is it, Rydia?Location of the target of his unrequited lovePorom♪ Porom♪Stop itCain... You can do it...!