If this was a Durex commercial it would have the opposite effect on me.
Then you'd GET kids and they'd grow up to be THIS age and you'd realize they weren't as adorable and forgivable, with big bright eyes, as they'd instead run around the grocery store, with little narrow piglet eyes, snot and candy bar stains on their faces, as if they forgot where their food hole was located, while being loud and obnoxious to other customers and workers there. Leaving them in the car to avoid that mess, especially on a hot summers day will result in a massive social ostracism outlash that will make you appear as the biggest idiot on the face of this Earth and the list goes on.
You'd think DAMN YOU cute Asian-styled artwork for deceiving my expectations! Adopt a dog or a cat and keep looking at cute artwork on the internet instead.
Then you'd GET kids and they'd grow up to be THIS age and you'd realize they weren't as adorable and forgivable, with big bright eyes, as they'd instead run around the grocery store, with little narrow piglet eyes, snot and candy bar stains on their faces, as if they forgot where their food hole was located, while being loud and obnoxious to other customers and workers there. Leaving them in the car to avoid that mess, especially on a hot summers day will result in a massive social ostracism outlash that will make you appear as the biggest idiot on the face of this Earth and the list goes on.
You'd think DAMN YOU cute Asian-styled artwork for deceiving my expectations! Adopt a dog or a cat and keep looking at cute artwork on the internet instead.
With love, Durex
Heh, cats aren't that much different. So goes with dogs. But that's because they are young. They explore the places around them and interact to see things. They have the good life. But how they end up being is on their parents, literally. SO, there's still hope. But that hope takes lots of works.
Then you'd GET kids and they'd grow up to be THIS age and you'd realize they weren't as adorable and forgivable, with big bright eyes, as they'd instead run around the grocery store, with little narrow piglet eyes, snot and candy bar stains on their faces, as if they forgot where their food hole was located, while being loud and obnoxious to other customers and workers there. Leaving them in the car to avoid that mess, especially on a hot summers day will result in a massive social ostracism outlash that will make you appear as the biggest idiot on the face of this Earth and the list goes on.
You'd think DAMN YOU cute Asian-styled artwork for deceiving my expectations! Adopt a dog or a cat and keep looking at cute artwork on the internet instead.
With love, Durex
I think someone needed durex for their own parents.
