Thanks for translating. I must say this reminds me of that Savage girls webtoon. Red is so like the main character of that work. It's funny how depressing magical girl stories seems to be the norm nowadays.
I found it funny how everyone, even the otaku who's already versed in magical girl tropes, fully expected to be in one of the depressing ones.
Classic magical girl shows are primarily for little girls, but the subversions are all for older, and generally more male, audiences. It's not unusual for the boys to only be familiar with the dark twist ones like Madoka rather than watching Fushigi Boshi no Futago Hime or something. (And nearly everyone on Danbooru knows what Madoka is, but do they know Futago Hime?)
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(Well, after taking a glance at what Fushigi Boshi art there is on Danbooru, I'd amend that to how many people not into it for loli art know what it is?...)
*Yaaawn*Is it a survival game!?Why are you all acting like you're not involved-pofu!?Pofu brought you all here because pofu has a request for you-pofu!That's illegalMa-...Pofuuu!Something really showed up!Magical girls!?It must come as a shock, but...It kinda looks like cotton candyPofu is Poffle, from the magic kingdom-pofu!Gotta kill everyone!That's not it-pofu!You want us to kill each other, right?Pofu wants to turn you into magical girls and have you protect the town-pofu!What gave you that impression-pofu!?Got nothing to do with me, then...It was a mix-up