I'm looking at this page and the thumbnails for the others and I'm already creeped the fuck out, that's definitely not a cat. I can't wait for the translations.
I found a cat.Mom got mad and said "That's not a cat. It's disgusting, so abandon it."But Yuppy is a real cat.Its name is Yuppy.It's true that sometimesAnd it has a mouth in a strange locationYuppy is cute.Yuppy has lots of eyes