All very sad, but the backstory of how Internet Explorer abused everyone during her supremacy has to be taken into account.
When she was sold as a child by her parents to a criminal gang --- who almost dementedly typically, like they couldn't help themselves from doing the wrong thing, bilked the parents of the price --- she was seen as the best thing on the block; but years of use, and years of neglect from her guardians, led to a crack addiction which meant bad things happened to those who used her and a snubbing by her of all her compères, including Firefox ( who then developed her own mania ).
Now retired by her pimps forever in favour of the new girl, hard-faced Edge, she lapses into contrite friendliness, but her days are done.
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But hey, Billy gives loads of his billions to charity just like any other golden-age robber baron, so all's good.
All very sad, but the backstory of how Internet Explorer abused everyone during her supremacy has to be taken into account.
When she was sold as a child by her parents to a criminal gang --- who almost dementedly typically, like they couldn't help themselves from doing the wrong thing, bilked the parents of the price --- she was seen as the best thing on the block; but years of use, and years of neglect from her guardians, led to a crack addiction which meant bad things happened to those who used her and a snubbing by her of all her compères, including Firefox ( who then developed her own mania ).
Now retired by her pimps forever in favour of the new girl, hard-faced Edge, she lapses into contrite friendliness, but her days are done.
.
But hey, Billy gives loads of his billions to charity just like any other golden-age robber baron, so all's good.