They're still only targeting their actual enemies for harassment, rather than firebombing random civilians because they ran out of legitimate military targets to hit, which makes them leagues better than any of the ACTUAL powers of WW2.
"It's some Shibafu Village potato-made Bratkartoffeln." That doesn't look like Bratkartoffeln. It's too mushy. Bratkartoffeln are recognizable pieces of fried potatoes, bacon and onions ( post #3255694 ). This looks more like mashed potatoes with some sort bits in, maybe roast onions.
OMG Saw reference ! Ido I love you even more OK ! I guess it went like that :
"Hello German Escort Princess. I want to play a game. Since Shibafu really didn't put effort in your design, we decided to make little effort to convert you to the shipgirl side. Now eat this Bratkartoffeln. Live or Die, you have no choice !"
They're still only targeting their actual enemies for harassment, rather than firebombing random civilians because they ran out of legitimate military targets to hit, which makes them leagues better than any of the ACTUAL powers of WW2.
I see you missed free times that they shelled an innocent sushi restaurant and all of its occupants because Ark was stalking Bismarck. They're bombing Japanese cities for their own amusement.
At least when the Allies did it, it was too stop a power that was invading other countries and commiting genocide.
But, but... zey are doing ze evil (katakana) voice! Ze evil voice, it never lies! Besides, zey are sexier, zey 'ave evil lipstick, and even their hair's gone all evil. (Have their tits got bigger? Zis can happen.) Zey must be evil!
But, but... zey are doing ze evil (katakana) voice! Ze evil voice, it never lies! Besides, zey are sexier, zey 'ave evil lipstick, and even their hair's gone all evil. (Have their tits got bigger? Zis can happen.) Zey must be evil!
Abyssal tits are actually, on average, smaller than shipgirl tits.
And Ru and Ta have such small tits that the only battleships that are smaller are Gangut and Re. Point being that Seaport Hime is an outlier and Abyssal mooks generally have reasonably sized tits while I'm pretty sure there's a custom bra manufacturer on the shipgirl naval base.
Ri and Ne have average-sized tits... for regular humans but the heavy cruisers on your side generally range from high-average to outright ridiculous. (Excepting Mogami and Kumano but they're the exception)
It gets even worse for light cruisers where Tsu is an absolute flatty and Chi is high average while the shipgirls have such monsters as the Tenryuus, Isuzu, Natori, and the Aganos less Sakawa.
And don't get me started on the carriers: those tits make Ark Royal's C-cups look flat by comparison.
Kasuga Maru - Baked Potato Ark Royal - Bismarck Love Shin'you - Bratkartoffeln (Clockwork Orange)
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Huh? What?!Welcome back, Shin'you!It'll all be over soon!But in order to do that, a little ceremony is required.It's some Shibafu Village potato-made Bratkartoffeln.Don't worry!You're awake then?Welcome to the Naval Base!!SHIBAFUUUUUI'm...
I'm Shin'you...!!We are here to welcome you.NOOOOO!AGHHH!Say Aaaah!