Now now, making a scene won't help them find it. Let's just calm down...
That was an immeasurably precious mallet protecting my house from oni!!
What... Just a plain old burglary.
It's... It's already been a week since the theft of my previous family heirloom!!
Excuse me a moment. Could ye tell me more about that case of yers?Hoo! So you want to hear it too, young lady?Hohoho, I see youth has its good points too... My own grandkids couldn't care less about the mallet...
