Yes.I must ask that you please not look up while using me.I am still a girl. It would be embarrassing.Ah, there is something important you should know if you are going to be using me.Aah, right...
Yeah, that makes sense.You're kidding me.Sorry, I'll be careful.Eh- So you're saying the high school girl above my head right now is not wearing any pantiesIf you look up I will eat you.You're not normal after all!Ah, I knew it! You're not just a regular umbrella, right!?Because I'm not wearing any.Well, I would have no choice but to kill you if you looked.
