Christ, we can't do anything right in her eyes, can we?
Aah, but the backrub is an even more succulent activity! For you see, Not only do you get to give her pleasure, you get to sit on her strong, supple back, her perfect ass between your thighs. Your hands are blessed as they grant relief to tired muscles, and if you are bold, you can kiss her neck as well.
Truly, a backrub is God’s secret gift to humankind.