Suddenly remember those wake up with the king commercials
Why do I have to—What's going on?*snatch*Hey?Go on, go on.
No need to be shy.Ah... this toy is really well-made....what is this weird thing!?It's a limited-time product that just went on sale!It doesn't violate any portrait rights, hurry up and take it!Ah?They even got the scent from his perfume down to a tee...